9.14.2009

Steve. Dave. Shirts.

I am going to take a brief pause from my regular blog topics to pimp out a friend's absolutely genius business idea. I believe it it and I know it'll take off - especially in college towns.


Steve. Dave. Shirts.


Don't get it? Good. There's nothing to get. They are very bright t-shirts that don't have your name on them.

Dave. shirts are hot pink.
Steve. shirts are bright green.

(Please note that the shirts are actually much brighter than the displayed picture.)

Both are selling for $11.50. One dollar from every sale will benefit charity. The charity will change with time, and currently, we hope to help an at-risk youth mentoring organization that services Boulder County. They have asked to remain anonymous because our website has pictures of people with no pants on.

The only rule is you cannot order your own name.

Current sizes available S, M, L, XL. Women's fit shirts will also be available soon. If you would like to place an order, please visit www.stevedaveshirts.com.

Plus, their disclaimer kills me!
Okay. Let's get real here for a second. Don't sue us. Whatever somebody filmed you doing in a steve. or dave. shirt was not our fault. We didn't do that thing that you filmed us doing. Dave is not responsible for the actions of Steve. However Steve is partially responsible for the actions of Dave. Sometimes. The content of this website may not be reproduced or recreated in any form, especially in any form that makes us look bad. Alright. Now that that is out of the way, how are you? Have you called your mother recently? She misses you. She wants you to eat your vegetables. While wearing a Steve. or Dave. shirt, because she doesn't actually like you and wants to pretend that you are not her child. That's not really true. You know that. But really, buy a shirt and call your mom and tell her about it. She will most likely be very confused, but when she gets the one you mailed her she will be thrilled. Now the only descision is...is your mom a Steve. or a Dave.? Does it really matter? Buy a damn shirt.
Call your mother.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
They have a facebook group with a total of 83 members. They've even hopped on the twitter train. I am pretty sure that world domination is next on their task-list. Be a trend-setter in your town - buy your very own shirt here.